Little Richard is the best example of why celebrities are needed in the day to day communication process. It's the emphasis that he adds to the (what's her name?) 'Real Customer' experience: an emphasis that would look and sound absurd coming from...well, anyone who is not a celebrity.
I would really like to see the Hamburglar get in on that action. I imagine a single mother at a McDonalds with kids playing in a ball pit behind her. As she recounts how five-year-old Jackie lost her daddy, the jail-striped and be-caped Hamburglar sits with the mom at one of those metal picnic tables, shaking his head and doling out a mournful "rubble-rubble" or two--all with that big-cheeked, uni-toothed smile:
Why do Geico's commercials work? Is it the ultra-irony waves radiating from the likes of Charo and Michael Winslow with their has-been status? It's nice to see that the guy from Police Academy is still a human soundboard. But the question I ask myself is how does a celebrity help me understand the plight of my neighbor. Better still is the commentary of the celeb-obsessed train of thought Pop is focused on: If it doesn't involve celebrities, then it matters a little less.
Doesn't the commercial subtly spoof the work celebrities like Angelina Jolie, Oprah, Jay-Z, Sean Penn and Bono are doing as publicists for the plight of the world's less fortunate? It does.
"I need a celebrity advocate for my bourgeois struggle to overcome the inconveniences of automobile ownership! Thanks, Little Richard."
I went aboard a Chinese whaling vessel named the Zuo Tian as a spy and saboteur. After fighting with one of the crew, I went below to the engine room and attached the small lump of C-4 I had tucked into my duffel bag before deporting from Xiamen to the ship's wall. After it detonated, I was adrift for the remainder of the night and into the next day. As the sun began to set, in the distance I saw, one by one, the blinking on of lights in what was Valparaiso, Chile.
A man named Girardo helped me into his rowboat and I sat next to his dog. He was drawing the lights of the city in pencil and remarked that the challenege of the growing skyline married perfectly with his aging skill. I offered to clean his house and cook his dinner in exchange for a couch to sleep on or a roof to sleep under.
And this was the start of how I played cuecas in a band and earned enough money to return home.
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